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i am the GREATEST RETAIL SALEPERSON that ever lived.

today at work i asked a customer whether she had seen the belts that go with the jeans she was about to purchase. she replied no and i went to find one to show her. looking very unimpressed with the belt i saw the sale slipping through my fingers and i said: "and you just wear it like so..." *insert me showing a 30 year old womyn how to put on a belt here*

she didn't buy it.

if anyone asks me if i remember when i sold out i can honestly say 7.15pm on 14th november...

i sold my soul for this job and it makes me want to be an alcoholic.

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